Elizabeth Berkley, In a couple of impressive and shiny the skanky, ABC will release the season 11 cast of Dancing with the stars during the August 30 episode of Bachelor Pad. (Skanky and bright are not mutually exclusive, of course.) Will be a shocking wedding mass co-sponsored in part by Macy’s and Valtrex. What fun, S-EX-y time of reality television trash!

As usual, ABC will not leak anything before the announcement, although I love publicists with ETAP products over the Internet with my magic wand with tassels. But here are some rumors of the season anyway hoofers 11: new entry Bachelorette “stars” Ali and Roberto (deny), the situation Jersey Shore, former NFL quarterback Kurt Warner. Troy Aikman said that appear on the show, but he was just kidding, who would do such a thing? Captain Sig Hansen of Deadliest Catch totally would but is supposed to be at sea. Meanwhile, the Real Love of recent poor Teresa Giudice tweeted that he was “thinking about” doing the show, but that is almost as senseless as I announced that I’m back in Hawaii Punch. Compare and contrast. We all have crazy thoughts sometimes!

The people I like to see in ‘stages’: They can be long shots, but allow me my fantasies! Elizabeth Berkley, because she is a natural dancer and needs of each season a bell. ” Brian Austin Green, unless he is too busy as a guest on Desperate Housewives. Lindsay Lohan meets any requirement of the disco boom of trade. Leonard Nimoy as the old symbol. And Charles Barkley because it is fun and seems to think that was perhaps misplaced in the universe as a whole rather than an athlete in television star.

Danielle Staub reports just got laid off from Bravo, so I prefer to see her co-star of RHONJ Teresa. I know that Danielle is absolutely atrocious in every way under the sun / spider, but as a person who sums up the show, it’s actually more fun when the model includes a national attention a s’more hated Kate Gosselin. Tila Tequila: reason itself. Kara DioGuardi, because she likes to rip his clothes. Betty White, as long as is allowed a limited range of motion and a handicap of 10 points. But not really. I want her to live, dammit!

Finally, I understand that Sig Hansen is too busy to worry about this unless ETAP make a summer time (nooooooo!), But I would like to leave all this fall and urine render support to the season his team for their own opportunity win a hardened command glitter. As a mortal Mandi Bierly EW recapper capture just said, “He pushes his team to the edge of the Bering Sea, it would be awesome to see himself thrust in the dance floor.”

Who is in his dancing with the stars cast dream? Do you agree with the readers of EW Lola Veronica and that “if there is a representation of New Jersey (or show), I will not be watching?