Santa! Your daughter has died! Depressed, he jumps from the 100th floor
At the 50th floor, he remembers he doesn't have a daughter!
At the 25th flr: He's unmarried!
At the 10th: He's Banta not Santa.
Santa- ne apne dimag ko pani me dubaya.
Banta- kay hua yarr?
Santa – kuch nahi re sb khte h dimag chlta nahi h,
Banta – to pani me q dubaya?
Santa- dekhara hu k panchar to nahi hoya ha na .
Santa or Banta gumne jar ha the
Banta. Santa ham gumne ja rahe ha.
Santa.- Oy kaha par gumne ja rahe ha.
Batna.- Jaha par sab nahi jate.
Santa.- Kaha par ?
Banta.- kabrishtan wha par koy bhi gumne nahi jata wha
par sab rane ate ha or ham gumne ja rahe ha
Santa.- Yarr pahle bolta to me bhi ya par rahe a jata or tu mujse Milne ata

Santa Banta Jokes
Santa visits bombay after many years. So he shouts-"BOMBAY..BOMBAY..."

air-hostess tells him -B- silent. So santa starts shouting- "ombay ombay"

Santa Banta SMS
Q: How did Santa cheat the railways?
A: He bought the ticket and didn't travel.

Fresh Santa SMS
Santa: goes to buy underwear,
on choosing 1 shopkeeper tells
it is of Rs 500.
Santa: are bhai daily wear dikhao,
Party wear nahi chahiye!!

Funny SMS